Yesterday it snowed an inch

You know that guy with a ponytail and mustache who always seems to be wearing a black t-shirt with a wolf on it?

I want to be him when I grow up.

Low Landing 747

For those of you screaming fake, it is actually a famous spot known as Maho Bay Beach in St.Martin's. There are a bunch of videos just like it.

THIS BLOG IS SO AWESOME

Harry and the Potters are so awesome.
My friend Ian is so awesome
Ian showed me this song which is so awesome.

It is also so awesome that this song is only 30 seconds long because you can hear the entire thing on the itunes preview

15 minutes ain't 3 minutes

Today I got my 4th parking ticket of the semester which is a big deal since if you get 5 they kick your car off campus. The kicker: the guy gave me the ticket to my face!

I drove to get a quick breakfast and had to park illegally since all the spots my gray "S" sticker allow me to sit in where full. I was still responsible and made sure to eat quickly, and in no-time was on my way out. As I approached my vehicle I realized that a Public Safety officer had parked in front of my car and was getting out to write me up.

I immediately ran over and exclaimed (this is verbatim): "Hey I'm sorry, I parked here for like 3 minutes to get some food." This particular officer was not at all amused and replied (verbatim):" I've been driv... (incoherent due to excessive spitting)...car's been here (incoherent due to excessive spitting)...been longer than 3 minutes"

I continued to plead "Alright, i've been here for like 15 minutes but..." At this point it was all over: I had made the fatal error of being honest. "Well" the officer smiled, "15 minute ain't 3 minutes." With that he walked away, got in his toy police car, and was off- probably to call his buddies and re-tell his John Wayne moment.

I went home, realized I was fucked, and posted it on my stupid blog.

Then I thought up all these cool responses I could have made to "15 minutes ain't 3 minutes." Most of them were inappropriate...would have been so awesome

Fingerboard Video of the Week (FVOTW)

I have decided to add a new feature to my blog known as Fingerboard Video of the Week or FVOTW for those in the know.

This week's video was made by youtube user "XNick," who broadcasts all the way from Moscow, Russia. XNick is 19 years old, making him the oldest active techdecker in the entire world ever. He is also a badass because his occupation is listed as "having fun." Congrats XNick for being the star of the first FVOTW!

Worst Movie of 2008 Nominee: Delgo

I stumbled upon this gem on apple.com/trailers and all I can say is:

What. The. Fuck.

I am excited to see that Freddie Prince Jr. and Jennifer Love Hewitt are finally reuniting since I still know what you did last summer . Hopefully they can recreate some of the magic that enchanted audiences back in 1998

Missed Connections

This weekend was my little sister Sarah's Bat-Mitzvah. It was a beautiful event, and she was great. Unfortunately, my performance was quite sup-par: I missed both my flight into D.C., and my flight from D.C.

Yes, that is two missed flights in two days. No, I am not proud.

The funniest part was after I booked my fourth flight (and last) of the weekend, the printer machine was not working so United provided me with this as my boarding pass: (click image to enlarge)



Somehow the woman at the gate accepted this and let me on the plane.

New Watchmen Movie Trailer

If you have not read the graphic novel "Watchmen" I highly recommend it. Besides being completely badass, it is actually listed in Time's 100 Greatest Novels of All Time. Be smart and read it before the movie comes out.


Oh, and the new footage is here. Skip the bullshit by going to 1:20:


Nothing really new but still pretty cool.

King Tut is all bullshit

In 1st grade King Tut becomes the center of the academic universe. But let me tell you kids, it is all bullshit because in the end King Tut never comes back. Not next year, not in high school, never.

Such a badass toy

Michael Ian Black

is funny

"He's doing it all wrong!"

The KazooKeyLele

The instrument is as awesome as the guy's haircut

If you bought 1000 dollars in stock a year ago...

If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:

$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND... You would have $... 214.00 in cash.
So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan

-Reddit.com

James Earl Jones Recites the Alphabet

Seriously...that's it.