Sunday, November 30, 2008

Truth is, I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it bollocks! Not compared to how people matter.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Yes, this movie is indeed real (NSFW)




REALly awesome!!!! Comes out next March

Monday, November 24, 2008

Bring me to this Cathedral

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Every Time I go to Middlebury's Website

I think to myself, WHAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!?

Monday, November 17, 2008

Rick Rollin has nothing on this video.

Funny man

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin

Oregon Girl sounds exactly like early Weezer.

House Fire - Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Anne Elephant (Cd) - Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Oregon Girl - Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin

Make sure not to listen to Kanye West's new remix album

A Little Princess (1995)

I was recently reminded of this fantastic film which has largely been forgotten. While most people probably remember watching it as a kid, it really is timeless and should be seen again. It also has the distinction of being the first real feature film directed by Alfonso Cuarón (Y tu mamá también, Harry Potter 3).

Dust off the old VHS and give it another viewing. Or better yet, Youtube actually has the entire film posted (split into 11 parts). You won't regret it. To get started here is Part 1

Below is a music video featuring some of the magnificent imagery found in the film. Be warned the video basically gives away the entire movie...




comments meant to highlight the homosexual nature of this post will not be tolerated

I hope he makes it in Hollywood

The Best Review of the Worst Book Ever

Direct Link

Saturday, November 15, 2008

How to Dress Like Richie Tenenbaum Part 3

In Part 1 it was the shades
Part 2 was all about the headband.

Part 3 is the Fila shirt.



This slick T is essential to being Richie T. Again, it can be found on eBay

Thursday, November 13, 2008

New Watchmen Trailer (Best Yet)

This was released 20 minutes ago. Looks fantastic.




The end is nigh

My Pants Are So Sexy

Fun Fact: Whenever someone says, "my pants are," I hear "Mike Panzer"

My pants make my butt feel so tight

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Spider in my Car Mirror is Dead


The spider living in my car side-view mirror is dead.
Or so I think.

The little guy had been living in my car mirror for quite some time. Almost every day I would walk down to my car to find that an intricate spider-web had been created from the driver's side-view mirror to the door handle. And almost every day I would tear it down.

I only saw the critter once. I was driving real fast on the highway and I looked out the window to check my blind spot. When I peeked out the glass I saw a spider about the size of a dime hanging on for dear life as he flung through the wind. I made sure to slow down and thankfully he quickly climbed behind the mirror. At that moment I realized I liked him; I liked seeing a new web every day.

Then one morning there was no web, and there has not been one since. Maybe it was the winter or one of my recent road-trips that finally did him in, but I am actually sad he's gone.

RIP little dude.

Monday, November 10, 2008

PP breaks 1000 1500 2000 hits!

Thanks everyone for reading my blog! I decided to post "Saddest Image of the Day" on Reddit, and suddenly I was getting a ton of hits.

Using some Google software (which I will blog about tomorrow), I can see that people from all over the world including Australia, Germany (EWW!), Ireland, Argentina, Switzerland, and more have checked Panzer's Pipes.

Thanks again!

Does anyone give a fuck about that oxford comma?

Shit I Don't Get #2

Shit I Don't Get #2: People who hesitate before lending me a pencil in class.



Now I am definitely putting the eraser in my mouth

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Awesomest Image of the Day

Saddest Image of the Day

Friday, November 7, 2008

David Bowie- Bombers

This is my most played track on Itunes. It was supposed to be on Hunky Dory but got replaced at the last second.

Bombers - David Bowie
A-bombs, H-bombs, even very small ones!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Shit I Don't Get #1

Shit I Don't Get #1: Cartoon characters who are re-drawn smoking marijuana


The people who find these funny are the same people who are pissed there wasn't another Fingerboard Video of the Week (sorry XNICK)

Wednesday, November 5, 2008



Fish Eyes

Monday, November 3, 2008

Sunday, November 2, 2008




I try to keep politics out of my blog but this new ad is just too good. Perfect example of how inspiring music overlapped with words always= chills.

Saturday, November 1, 2008